It's official. while pondering my career options I came across this. It looked good and took but a moment of my time. Thanks Robin.

Reverend Richard Geoffrey MacCormack is available to preform the following services for a small fee.


Reverend
Richard Geoffrey MacCormack
has been ordained this Friday the 9th of July 2004 07:00:17 AM

 

To perform marriages within any US state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
   you wish to perform said marriage.

• To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
   wish to perform, except circumcision.

• To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.

• To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.